There’s only one word that fully captures tonight’s big, fat Euphoria wedding: unhinged. Television’s most cursed nuptials were doomed from the moment Cassie started OnlyFans-ing from her ’50s trad wife-style California bedroom to pay for an equally hideous $50,000 floral display—perhaps even earlier. As evident in season 3’s first two episodes, Nate (still angry and secretive) and Cassie (still psychotic and self-obsessed) have built an externally enviable, privately hellish relationship based on a complex web of lies, unrealistic expectations, and heteronormative performance. Or as Rue puts it, “Maddy realized this dumb bitch waited years for this ring just to clear her conscience.” Fitting for a TV couple we love to hate, no?
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